Who Writes Poetry?

No-one writes poetry. Obsessives and stalkers start by writing poetry. Start by praising her beauty and talking about your dreams and in a month you’ll be peeking through her window and stammering like a dying man. Sure, they all say they melt for poetry. But it’s too creepy, too difficult for stupid girls to understand. No-one can be equal with someone who stays up past dawn writing about them. No-one wants a man like that, a man who writes poetry. You want a man of action. A man without soul.